your name is DARJEELING and you are a GODDAMN NEBULOUS ANTEATER because FUCK SCIENCE.
in your spare time you like to CUDDLE PLANETS and FEED ON THE NECTAR OF THE SUN. yes, it is VERY DELICIOUS. you should try it sometime.
there is a lot of other UNNEEDED BACKSTORY that needs to be written but your LAZY-ASS CREATOR-SAMA is too busy living up to her name.